Fred Figglehorn Is So...

'''Fred Figglehorn Is So... '''is a anti-joke book contains lots of exclusive wisecracks about Fred Figglehorn.

 WARNING:  You will be dying laughing.

Fred Figglehorn is so stupid...
He needs to put a minus sign before his IQ.

He try to drown a fish.

If he had a penny for his thoughts, you could change.

When his baby is born and look up its uplidical cord, he say "Wow, it also comes with a cable!"

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Fred Figglehorn is so ugly...
I meet him at the zoo.

When I take him to the dog pound, the dog catcher said, "Thanks for bringing him back."

He give Freddy Kruger nightmares.

He made the blind kids cry.

He look like his neck had threw up.